don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
if you ever feel awful about an embarrassing thing that happened to you when you were younger or even last week or whatever, ask yourself this question:
can you remember the last time someone else embarrassed themselves in front of you? probably not
the only person who remembers your embarrassing moments is you
|bleep0bleep : i was tagging something sterek and accidentally typed streek instead now all i can think about is them streaking? or derek catching stiles streaking around the hale property as a dare [IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ART INSPIRATION ^_^]|
"WHO WAAAAAANTS TO LIIIIIIIIVE FOREVVEEEERRRRRR"
"OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU, DIPSQUAT, YOU GOT SOME KIND OF DEATH WISH"